THE Little Rascals....

one of my favorite childhood movies ever.....
still so funny now!
caught the end of this movie on tv like a couple of days ago....
ahhhhh....

so some of my favorite quotes from the movie...(some w/ clips)

"Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes! Love, Alfalfa. "



(so funny!)

"Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them."

( i now understand what he was saying...this always seemed incomprehensible as a child [like that word don't cha] ..)

Quick, what's the number for 911?

(hahaha)

I... Stymie... Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club... Do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to. And especially: never fall in love, and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours - or until I scream bloody murder.

We've got a dollar, we've got a dollar, we've got a dollar, hey, hey, hey, hey


[the girls are talking about boys]
Twin #1, Twin #2: They like to moon ya!
[back at the Clubhouse]
Buckwheat: No, we don't!


(it somewhere in this clip, the whole thing is pretty funny. I love how the scream every time there's lightning & thunder so FUNNY!)

We're goin' to the race, we're gonna win first place, and you have an ugly face!

random clip one of my favorite too..



just love all these amazing.....
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE

Things that made me say..

WTF?!

1. MY DREAM
so i had this dream involving Tom Hanks
(why?! I don't know). anywayz Tom Hanks was secretly a woman and he(she) had a sex change to become Tom Hanks. Can't remember exactly what his (her) name was before the sex change....some how they came up with the name Tom Hanks ( i think it had something to do with country-ness like Tom is a country name idk). AND i was the only person who knew that Tom Hankswas born a woman...idk weird...

anywayz i wake up at like 10:15, turn to channel 7 to see what they are talking about on the view ( yes, I watch the View, i think it's because of Whoopi...i love Whoopi!) ..and Tom Hanks was on the show (it was like a re-run cuz he was promoting hismovie Angels and Demons). so I decided to watch it cuz i figured it had something to do with my dream. wasn't to sure what the connection was..it was funny cuz i was staring at Tom Hanks the whole time to see if I could see some feminine charateristics (inconclusive)....but there was this part on the show..where they were talking about Tom Hanks and this other guy on this one show where they were dressed up as women. here's a picture, don't think this was the exact image in my dream.
....idk....so my question is Does this make me psychic?

2. BET AWARDS
(still haven't got why there's a star there...someone explain)
was on last night for a ridicuolus amount of time (almsot four hours, damn awards shows). I wanted to watch it to see some of the tribute to Michael Jackson..some things could have been soo much better about the show...if they had more days of course......all i have to say is Don Cornelius (dude is old) should follow his own advice AND never be on television again....i literally turned the channel...it was nice to see the O'Jays perform though....that was kool...
i just have to say everytime I see Debra Lee (the head woman in charge of BET(whaa???)) think of the boondocks, depiction of her and BET so funny...hahaha...


3.Bernie Madoff...

so don't really now who this dude is...but apparently dude was sentenced to 150 years in prison for investment fraud (DAMN!!!). so dude is not gonna live that long...the judge was just making a point or something like that...i think his attorney(s) was trying for 12 years...like think about it.. 150 vs. 12....damn! i think though that he made some people like really really poor or something...i don't feel like reading about it...but i just heard about it on the news...crazy though to be sentence to 150 years for anything besides murder.....what's even more sadder-wer was that dude saw the victims and said sorry ( i guess after the fact)

...yeha WTF?!!
idk....
holla at cha boi!
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!

Youtube Mania #560.1

Here's so random videos that i thought were pretty kool check 'em out....CUZ YOU LOVE ME!!!

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1. Black Herbal Toothpaste Commercial
*Warning: the following video contains racist elements. You Might not want to watch it if you don't like racism, but then again you might.*



Really unexpected right?!


2. Crack is Awesome!



If I was on crack I would probably say the same thing too. I mean, but "crack is whack" (as Whitney said), so I won't be doing that anytime soon (by that I mean never....). anywayz Pretty Funny vid.

3. Gymnastics Stunt Fail



Huge Fail! Funny thing about it is that it was really close to not failing......this video just made my nuts hurt...how painful was that?! (oooo)


4. Top 9 Ways to Relieve Stress



pretty crazy video. I love how he talks to the gameboy, mucho hilarious. But I think the title should be changed to "Top 9 Ways to Relieve Boredom", cuz i have done just about all of those things this summer alone... great vid tho.

5. My Favorite Michael Jackson Song [<-----CLICK TO WATCH VID]
This is in memory of the King of Pop, MICHAEL JACKSON, as he was called. Michael Jackson will be missed mucho much. His memory and legacy will definitely be his music (and the fact that he looked like a woman, but hey).

PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!

Summer and such..

so basically I didn't know what to update about...
so I guesss I would ramble on about my summer....
SO basically I haven't got close to doing anything of things I planned to do.
(Meaning I'm procrastinating BIG TIME)
This summer has turned into every other summer that I have experience in my life.
AND THAT wasn't supposed to happen at all....

But I think it cuz I just like to be happy or something like that. And what I'm doing at the moment makes me realy happy soo yeha....
but basically I'm not doing absolutely nothing... sad :(

Hopefully I can get my life (my summer) together before I just wither and die ( and by die, I mean cotinue in my same-ness-ness) .

Btw, thanks blog for listening....so kind.
Random Pic:

pretty funny, if I have to say so myself (this is my blog, so I have to say so)
aight

PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!

WTF?!!

this is another edition of Things that Make me Say: WTF?!

I'm your host Scoot Skip to my Loo.

1. Perez Hilton got punched in the face?!
Why? Because he called someone a faggot (this someone being Will.i.am)
I mean in my mind I just don't see Perez hilton getting beat up...
like Perez Hilton and fighting don't even go together....
he made a response video... i believe.
yes he did
just makes me feel bad...for him...
i mean but he'll learn not to call people that anymore...duh...
anyway this just made me say WTF?! cuz it don't e'en make sense to me...

2. This photo


this is not a hamburger it is a

Jell-O Mold Cheeseburger

Vanilla and walnut flavored Jell-O bun, pistachio flavored lettuce, cherry and cherry cream Jell-O tomatoes, chocolate and chocolate mousse flavored Jell-O burger, orange-lemon Jell-O cheese, lemon-lime Jell-O pickles and coconut flavored Jell-O onions. (from this is why you're fat)

I dont think they mention the Jell-0 french fries on the right-upper side of the screen...

can you say digusting? ( cuz i surely can)...like who would eat this? i mean even if you ate all this you'd be driving down diabetical-ness lane...i mean for really...ew...i mean i like jell-o...when diffferent flavors are not together.u kno they are all seperate in their individual containers.but this..wtf?!

3. This weather....

so its officially summer...and its hot as hell! (as the expression goes) but ummmm yeha we got that central air in my house so im just chillin in that...i can't stand no hotness. at all..

anything above 90 degrees is way to hot...i would be good around 70, 75, that my kinda weather...but whatev...you won't catch me outside very much...(ain't that the truth).

this is how hot it is:

<----- it make ya wanna do this, but without any clothes on...crazy!

yeah this has been (audience join in)

Things that made me say: WTF?!

PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!

My Current Obession

NERF (nertz, whatev) (??? have no idea what this is click here....wait no here)
well the game as been one of my obsessions since i learned it...but im now addicted to online game...
NOT called Nerf...
but Solitaire Race on AOL....
love it..
i play it just about everyday, even though most of the time i end of losing...
sometimes by alot...i think one time i got like -60...yeha that's bad...
but you should defintely check it out if you like Nertz or cards games in general.(cuz its kool, bitch!) (omg! i'm so sorry for the profantity) (actually i just realized i'm not, so lick my balls mr. garrison! hahaha)

wow, really sorry for all that have that Keyboarding Tourette syndrome, its a new condition, well not new, recently discovered would be the correct term....yeha.....
but anyway check out my current obession and maybe it'll be come your too!..woot..

PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!

Ramblings...

so um....what up, den tho? (idk)
i'm not sure what I wanna update about so it'll probably be a spewing of things...

Wait, I watched X-Men, for the first time last night... (this poster is kinda hot......anywayz)
that movie was awesome! can i say that???!....(yes i can this is my blog)
but um yeah...is there sequels to this? it has to be (yes i checked dummy there is sequel, gosh!)... anyway it was kinda amazing...


speaking of movies....i also watched this movie called Gattaca,
takes place in the future...
where people basically get to pick the genes of their kids....so it brought the idea of geonism, (racism of the genes, i mean i kno that's not right but whatev..) i think it was called...and i was just like that would be crazy...like talk about being discriminated for who you are...like damn! they'd be like 'yo genes aint no good, you can't have this job' ...crazy thought right?
i enjoyed it, tho.

Rahsaan Patterson....sounds like Chaka Khan(that's a statement and a fact, no opinon), that's all i have to say (well not really)...he's like a neo-soul artist (people i like more and more the more i listen to their music) but ummm dude is kinda kool...I can't remember the exact song but he sounds just like Chaka Khan and I'm like, that's crazy..(well it aint that crazy)

Speaking of music, i guess, though not the same genre...James Fortune's I'll Trust You, is really good...love that song...like the chords and just the sound, maybe the tone, are like weirdly good. anywayz it is the "Most Played Gospel Song" (whatever that means), i guess they mean the fact that its been on the charts for like a long time more than 50 weeks i believe idk actually..but really good song

yeha okay this was music and movie post whatev...
check out the links..if you want..cuz i dont really care actually..

aight peace..& chicken grease!!

On a Serious Note..

so recently did a text cloud on my blog...
(i did this for my final project in my Comp Sci class...check it out here..not sure if the thing actually works..but whatev.)
oh a text cloud, is like a representation of words from a text or whatever...the words that appear most frequently are the largest..the ones that appear least frequently are smaller....yeha..

anywayz....examining the words of my blog...(provided below)

'tube aight amazing anywayz around black bookerj07 btw chicken course crazy created enjoyed friends funny gospel grease guess guy im kelly kno kool mania messages movie peace picture plan pm post pretty ramblings random reactions really rowland school stuff summer sykes tags things think video wanda watch year yeha youtube

created at TagCrowd.com

i see that my blog is really not about anything at all...
you know for some strange reason i wanted the text cloud...
to be like so insightful about my blog (and essentially about me...because to me...my blog = my life.... you know i pour my soul in to this blog...ever time i decided to make a post....<----UM JOKING) anywayz....you know thinking about it more...about this blog in relation to myself....the text cloud, the words of my blog (me) does represent me....im funny, random, crazy. but if only this blog could be serious (and by saying that am I wishing I was serious...i don't know....sometimes i do)....but there's not that much serious-ness in me for me to continue to write about this serious-ness....you know right now i perceive that in this post right here...it.is very serious...you know im doing some self-reflection and analysis.....you kno...(but in actuality, you probably don't cuz ur an idiot.....yeap) [ Some of things you may have read above may not make sense but I was too lazy to write it in a way where you could understand it]

but um this is really long...
i'll leave you with a random pic...cuz that's what i do....

(B-E-A-Utiful! picture of Lumangwe Falls, Zambia, btw Don't go chasing waterfalls! )

AND....
i'll holla at cha later...
ya boi...

PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!!!

Zach Morris returns....

on Jimmy Fallon's Late Night show...
really funny video...




this just brought up memories of Saved by the Bell (see the picture, this was the exact image in my mind...'cept not)..i used to watch it all the time (as we all did) and wonder why there was only one black person at the school (Lisa Turtle, btw what kinda last name is Turtle?) really good show nevertheless...it would be really cool if they could have a reunion though. i would totally watch that...

Mark Paul was on late night for his new show Raising the Bar..an amazing show about lawyers, public defenders, judges, and such... the season premiere was pretty crazy....so much drama! (i love it)
see my previous post to know more about it...the show airs on Monday nights at... 9? yeha 9..
yeha...

i can't believe he did that.(you know brought back zach morris)...i guess that just shows he's not ashamed or embarrassed by Saved By the Bell....which i guess he shouldn't be because you know that show got him to where he is now....
yeha
..way too serious...
so RANDOM PICTURE!!



(this things are so kool....really funny...i think that would be me the second guy...)

This is what summer does to you...

me and my brother...
were/are so bored that we mad this video.......
yeah pretty funny.....

it's called.. THE UGLY SHOW...oops we meant the OLDEST SHOW...



yeha that's it...
well i could give a random picture, i guess..



crazy wish i could do this......
like really....
aight
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!

Movie Ramblings.....yeha

No surprise...i've watched tons of movies (well not tons...but you kno alot)
here's some that i remember....

Jumper

Came out a while ago....Starring Hayden Christensen, Rachel Bilson, and Samuel Jackson....

This movie was actually disappointing.....i felt it could've been so much better...one.really didn't understand Samuel Jackson's character or the whole opposition people...why he was hunting.......the reason was kinda stupid for me...but whatev... also i thought it could've been longer to develop stuff more........yeha could've been so much better to me...i still didn't quite understand how the jumping worked either. i mean i understand what happened just not the possibilities...idk.....but whatev....it's all good


The Seat Filler

I actually woke up and turned to BET (one of my fav's of course!) ..and this movie was coming on...so I watched it, duh! but umm...
this movie stars Duane Martin , and Kelly Rowland (btw i heard, my gossip, her and Beyonce aren't speaking at this moment mainly because of Bey's daddy....wha-ev...drama..)

anywayz...Kelly Rowland plays this big singer..and Duane Martin is trying to become a lawyer, but basically broke........just a love story about how they get together......it was kool i guess...didn't really expect it to be much...I guess Kelly Rowland did a good job....because it was only till half way through it i was like oh, that's Kelly Rowland...yeha....

Ali G Indahouse

The title totally makes sense once you watch this movie....this movie is brought to you by the guy who played Borat...Sasha Baron Cohen.....pretty much this dude is crazy.....not as funny as Borat...but it defintely has some crazy moment of it owns... full of british accents...and stuff...

i guess i enjoyed this one....(btw Borat is actually in this movie strangely enough, also Sasha is coming out with another movie starring another one of his characters/personalities, Bruno i think...... yeah that was the dude who put his butt in eminem's face...which was planned btw...might check that movie out..hahaha)


wait there's one more...give me a second...
oh YEAH (koolaid!!)
umm...


Baby Mama

with Amy Poheler and Tiny Fey...okay movie...would say this move was kinda predictable..i mean i knew it could only go certain ways...and everything i thought just about happened....but Poheler and Fey are pretty funny....which made the movie alot better........kool movie by my standards....also has the black guy (Romany Malco) from 40 year old virgin...who made it randomly funny also...but kool...watch it...


alrighty THEN!
that's it..
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE

Back at home..

so I must not be doing much...
if I'm updating this blog...the day after I get home....right?

YES, 'tis true...but that is just my plan....
and it's all good...u kno what im saying?

anyways this is not supposed to be a long post
or informational for that matter.......just typing...
yeha that's what i do, i guess...

you know sometimes you just want to type and not think about anything
just chill and do the things that you want to do, and not worry about ketchup
or tomato soup, etc. You know that's just how i feel sometimes because my life is very important to me, you know its like my life....and the rabbit went in the hole, and the fishes feel from the sky screaming "omg! not the pickles!". then I was running and i kept running till i saw this green lighthouse..and I couldn't believe I had met the uber-bubber-butterfly....its was red...and really huge...so that's what had happened was.. yeha....

if that made sense to you...seek professional help (like a psychologist, for example)

aight
random picture..
(also no leprachuns at the end of the rainbow ....sadness ensues ---> :-( sad face hahaha)

'TUBE MANIA!!

Been watching too many youtube videos lately...
need to find something to do with my life...
anywayz watch these videos...it'll make me happy.....

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

1. Reporter Goes Ghetto



so the title say it...the reporter goes ghetto....it's so funny....
i think a fly or something flew into his mouth...that'll make me go crazy too...so..

2. The Soup: Kiss My Ass (The Original)




this is Whitney at her best-i-sss...(well not relly..but this clip is hilarious)...watch it!

3. Celebrity Therapy: Beyonce & Rihanna



so this video is about 9 minutes long...but i thought it was really good. this girls did a really good job at Beyonce & Rihanna...i just really enjoyed...so much that's i'll watch it again...

4. Wanda Sykes as "Gladys Murphy" complain to pictures



wanda sykes: amazing, funny, and amazingly funny. just watch. come 'on, it's wanda sykes..

5. Wanda Sykes as Gladys Murphy at the ATM

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another one.....omg! i think this is the funnier one....but watch both of them anywayz..

aight that's it....
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!

Things that Made me say..

check out these photos....

not sure what this stuff is about....

the black guy is of course t-pain, but who is the white chick (love that movie btw)????

it is the one and only TAYLOR SWIFT! (duh...)

apparently they are doing something together for the Country Music Awards...

all I had to say is WTF?!! (and don't get me started on that BIG ASS CHAIN t-pain is wearing..uhh..yeha)

and here's another photo from This is why you're fat...

This nastiness here is a Deep Fried Peanut Butter And Banana Sandwich....

okay so a Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich....aight probably would never eat that...but i can get with it...

but frying it makes the whole thing nasty.....like WTF?!

you cannot fry e'erthing.....ewww....(that betta be some good stuff, that's all im sayin)

Hope these made you say wtf?! like they did to me...

aight

PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!

'tube Mania!!!!

Welcome to the 5000,111111th edition of 'tube mania!
I am your host, (you kno my name)....
@ Tube Mania we present you with the funniest videos currently on the Tube...
watch them and enjoy....cuz that is your job..to laugh or whatev...
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1. Top 60 Ghetto Black Names



funny video. some of my fav names Bon' Qui Qui, and of course the last one....
and that really long one (it's Ri- DUNK- u- lous) . watch it!

2. Episode 1 Cappuccino Mocha Twist- Swine Flu, Sweet Sixt



a couple of my friends, decided to make a TV show (similar to this one in written form). Let me tell you they're a funny bunch...btw you might just see yours truly on this show sometime in the future....(and you know im hilarious) so watch it! support my friends, they really need it....this is how they make their money....jk..

3 . Iron Mic: Eli Porter vs. Envy



watch this rap battle: who do you think should've one....i have my opinion, which is Eli Porter... he kilt-ed it! i think there was some discrimination up in the piece. (btw, i kno im wrong but i do have to admit that long pause was really funny).....watch it...


That's it folks....
stay tuned for the next episode of Tube Mania!
Brining you the funniest videos ever!!!
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!!

Gospel Fest 2009

This past weekend I and few friends visited Millennium Park in downtown
Chicago, to find a festivities of gospel music (this was totally planned by the way)

anywayz we saw amazing performances by today's top gospel artist including:
(btw don't mind my crappy photos, there's just evidence of me to say that i was there)

KIRK FRANKLIN


omg! he was amazing! he was dancing and running around everywhere...amazing...

DONNIE MCCLURKEN


Dude can sing, yes, and just amazing gonna have to check out his new album

& OTHERS



Donnie & Maurice Griffin (amazing)



SURPRISE! Karen Clark Sheard



Lee Williams!!





Rodrick Dixon (opera singer, amazing also)



John Hannah (funny guy, check out his gospelized version of JT's SexyBack)



Kurt Carr (yeha that's him)


i really enjoyed myself (considering I was done with school and all), it was such a good time
(beside the el ride) but really fun.....have to do that every year from now on...

anywayz..
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!

Address has changed

Probably should have made a announcement before I changed the
new address. But anywayz... it's now afroboiii.blogspot.com...
but if you reading this...then of course you know...
so why am i telling you this...
i don't know....

Random Picture:


(pretty funny....wow)
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE

Tube Mania

So this is gonna be a long list...
I think I just might split them into two parts
yes I will....
Check out the vids
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 1.In Living Color Parody of Crystal Waters- Gypsy Woman

so Kim Wayans (from the famous Wayans family) does a parody of this song
really funny I think she did a good job with parody Crystal Water. Love it! Watch it!


2. Easy Step

I found these random people , called Smosh, its like two guys who do random skit type thingys
pretty funny...check this one out its about a new product called Easy Step. So funny....



3. License Test



Here's another video from them. Can you tell me why the mom and the driver license person is the same person (or aren't they, i don't know). Really stupid ending tho.... oh this is what I was gonna say...I can totally relate to this.....but I won't discuss that here...maybe later...probably not tho.

4. Joe Jonas Dances to Single Ladies

so the only reason I watched this was because it was on my homepage (iGoogle). Otherwise, I don't really give a crap but the Jonas Brothers. This is seemingly hilarious tho. I'm really mad he wore the leotard and the heels. whatev. watch it



5. Lady Gaga - Poker Face - Parody ("Outer Space")

really liked this! probably because I like Lady Gaga. anywayz It would totally make sense if she was from Outer Space. This lady looks alot like Lady Gaga too, I wonder if it actually is Lady Gaga(???). But the singing is really bad so i think the answer is no...yeah


[ totally not doing another post of this so its just gonna be alot of videos, get over it]
6. single ladies music video



this is miranda. meet miranda. really funny. so bad. I think this girl does it on purpose...you be the judge though. btw, did you notice her lipstick, really funny. and why does she have pants on with the leotard. I think this is where Joe Jonas got his dance moves from....

7. The Portobello Mushroom Burger

so all the big 'celeb' people on youtube, have come out with commercials for carl's jr. this one i found pretty hilarious. it was really funny...check out the other's if you want.



8. YOUTUBE SELLS OUT TO CARLS JR

okay...so this guy went against all the Carl's Jr. commercials. I found it pretty funny. The guy seriously sounds like a black woman....it was really funny to me though....[ by now you should realize to me all these videos are funny, that's how i feel about everything in my life tho soo]



okay that's it
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!

So it's Reading Week/Finals Week

so every one is study like crazy (or not)
there's fore i present to you some motivations for you studying troubles
here's a video:



& Yes, FINALS SUCK!
AND

read this article
How to Overcome Procrastination.

my favs of this article:
The Procrastinator's Motto:
“I have to finish this important task. It should already be done by now and I just need to do it.”

(btw did not know there was a procrastinator's motto, must mean I'm not one, yes!)

AND
"You can also provide yourself with an extra measure of motivation by using the Best Me Technque of self-hypnosis to pre-experience the rewards of a long-term goal, thereby reducing or eliminating the need for "will power."

( i mean i love self-hypnosis...but what the hell is pre-experience???)

but really check out the article....even though I realize that it probably further procrastination...but it should help theoretically....

so Good Luck on Finals and such!!
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!

OMG!

This is all I have to say...watch this man....craziness ensued...
so amazed, which I would've gotten my reaction on camera....ridiculous!

wow this is my aftershock....i'm am amazed...this dude has to have some superpower or something....he has to be superhuman or an alien...because I have never seen anything like this before....wow......omg!

like seriously watch this video (it's change your life)


Alright
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!!!