Chris Brown/Rihanna..

I feel like everyone knows about this (Chris Brown beating up on people for whatever reason)......
but I found this awesome video about it... so funny....takes us back to the color purple.....
amazing.. ........
Whoopi is beyonce and Oprah is Rihanna...amazing
here's the video:


I so kindly provided a transcription..

Rihanna: "You told Chris Brown to beat me?!"

Beyonce: "Bitch, you trippin, I ain't told Chris Brown a-mothafuckin thang"

R: "Bullshit, Beyonce! you had it out for me ever since you thought I was fuckin yo camel-faced ass husband"

B: "Look Rihanna, ain't nobody worried about you, ho. my man dun put a ring on this finger, which is more than I can say for your man"

R: "Wanch, you betta check yo tone. I ain't nam one of this destiny child bitches, I'll knock ya ass out"

B: "So, that's why you threw up on stage"

R: "So, bitch you fell down on stage"

B: "So"

R: "So"

B: "What you need to do is stop fuckin with them little boys, and get yo'self a man"

R: "What you need to do is stop fucking with them horses, and get yo'self some hair"

B: "Skank"

R: "Heifa"

B: "All day, everday, what it do, Bi-otch"

R: "You need to get you some business, Beyonce"
.... "Shit with yo non-acting ass, that's why etta james she gon whup yo ass, o' ho"


Hilarious-ity to like the 10 power man..........
dying laughin everytime i watch this video..........
yeha
that's it
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!

Music Rambling

I finally found this song...was searching for it...for a long
time......all I could remember about it was "get a taxi"..or something like that..
Far Away by Kindred the Family Soul....amazing song.....love it..... the duo...is actually amazing to...so soon check some of their other songs out....

Far Away - Kindred the Family Soul
(imeem is amazing)
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in other music news......i kno its kinda old...but
Jennifer Hudson at the Superbowl...can I say amazing....
check it out...

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Jazmine Sullivan......

coming to Chicago on Feb 27...on a tour headlined by
Ne-yo.....and I really wanted to go right? Well I also found out....Musiq Soulchild will also be there....
but I dont think I'll be able to go and that makes me very sad....very very sad...
but it's alright.......i might end up going ...maybe...actually we will see..

Movie Rambling...

Yesterday, I actually went to the movie theaters...
forgot how much I like the movie theater...
i think its cool to go to a big place to watch a movie....
i think its because of the huge screen.....it's just awesome-er (yes...awesome-er)
than watching a movie at home (minus paying $8)...
I saw PUSH, pretty awesome movie....

Starring Dakota Fanning (who says shit like twice [crazy right?] and she drinks alchohol) yeha......
the one dude from Fantastic Four (Chris Evans). he's the main character person...
and uh....that African dude from Blood Diamond whose baby mama is Kimora Simmons.. (Djimon Hounsou).....

Pretty awesome movie (said that already)....kinda similar to Heroes but not really....
its about people with psychic abilities, including all kinda crazy stuff....anyway you should see it...
cuz I saw it..
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oh & another movie I saw about a week ago...
Soul Men

Starring Samuel Jackson and The Late Great Bernie Mac...hilarious ass movie...
so much cussin in it (just warning you)...but so funny...i love it......
great last movie for bernie mac...

Sam and Bernie are like friends from way back who reunite...oh they are singers...
so you get a couple performances from them...which was kool...anywayz....
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Wait one more......I saw Pirates of the Caribbean

(the first one) for the first time........
for some reason I avoided watching the Pirate movies....but when I saw it I was like why
did I do that.......
the movie was much entertaining......funny...and fighting...and I thought it
was just awesome....
I'm really mad at myself that I hadnt seen it earlier....
okay this post was uber-long.....

Hey Blog....

I'm sorry.....
I've abandoned you.......
I was really busy (well not really...
I mean I had plenty of chances to update you...but then I forgot)....
but alot stuff has happened since my last post.....
really don't have the time or memory to post everything.....
but
I'll do what I can.....
anywayz just wanted to let you know im back.....
(at least for now).......
and again......
I'm sorry Blog..........

hahahaha
I'm crazy (but you already know that)....yeha

oh RANDOM PICTURE TIME:

(FIYAH! cuz I'm hot......and I spit fiyah....rarely on fiyah and I never say fiRRRE..who pronounces their r's...)
anywayz...
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE

300...what?

(Spartans............duh!)
so i recently saw the movie 300......

i feel like it should be called THE 300,
cuz 300 just makes me think its gonna be a movie about the number 300, which wouldn't be
very interesting unless you provided some theory about how you get to 300, or some
weird mathematical way why its so happens to be 300 and not say 299.9999 (repeating)
but thats just me.......

anywayz the movie, is about 300 Spartans (not spartan soldiers that's redundant ,apparently) ...fighting like a million Persians..........and of course they lose...right the math is all in there.......actually its historically based...so im not ruining anything,
it already happened...........(that's why i said historically based)

pretty awesome/okay movie though......i mean really dramatic and over the top at times...almost to the point of comedy maybe.......but not sure...........the action scenes are great though.......killing, and blood, and limbs & heads falling off.....great parts.......

don't know what took me so long to watch this movie..........but im still okay after watching this movie...definetely didnt not change my life or anything.......just entertaining........which i think is the general purpose a movie.......i kinda dont wanna talk about his anymore.....
so i wont....

Malaika

If you didnt know....i'm currently taking a Swahili class
you know trying to get my language on....
you know how do ('cept u dont!)
and i so happened to find this song.......
called Malaika (means "Angel")
love this song....this song is mad popular
but its really old. so makes sense...
many people have done a cover of it....people all over in African, even the United States
and Europe, pretty awesome huh?!
so I kno you wanna hear this famous song.......
i could do that for you and I will....

check this out...cover by the Soweto Gospel Choir...(amazing)
this is the original page of Malaika that reveal all the angelic goodness (ooo nice play on words huh?!) ...has the translations and everything (for you non-Swahilis out there)..

you want a video?
ill give you one...(youtube is great)
here's a video of Boney M (?? idk) singing it...




The song came from the creative mind of a Kenyan man, Fadhili William, recorded in 1960....
and the song spread like wildfire since....
i was gonna say it's my favorite Swahili song...but actually its the only Swahili song I kno.....
so....yeah...check it out..

Hey World,

It's ya boi, um u kno how it go
and you know how it be
see what had happen was
the thing you see
and when I was away
they came to play
and out of the gate
ran the bay-
beyy, so in the end
it was fun
but i was just really glad
it was done.

did that make sense?
wasn't supposed to....made that off the top of my head......
which means there's really nothing interesting going on in my life..
or there is, but i can't remember.......ahhhhhhhhhhhh
whatev........yeah......let's just call this a random post of nothing-ness,
sifuri (zero, nil)....
kinda wanna go home.....yeha..........i think that's the solution....

so anywayz....
RANDOM PICTURE TIME!!!!!!!!!!
( i googled orange soda.......this was the first picture..........it's exactly what i thought of when i typed it in, freaky huh?)

yeha
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE

Movie Rambling......

Yesterday I saw the Italian Job,

pretty good, wait, more like awesome! movie....
action-y, really awesome action tho...a little predictable at times...but i was consumed in the goodness of the movie
that's all that gots to say....

starring mark walhberg, mos def, seth green, some white....and this white girl Charlize theroen (i believe, whatev)....their thieves or whatever...but not your ordinary thieves they work together using their many different talents to thieve...and there's mini-coopers involved (the smallest cars ever).......

pretty awesome movie though......i'm sure many people have seen it already......
but that kools.......i enjoyed it.........

What's going on...........

in my life........nothing much......making it through...
been at school for like a month... it's been pretty long month
but not that long at the same time..........WEIRD?!....

well fortunately something miraculous is happening tomorrow night........
YES, you guessed it folks............
NEW EPISODE OF HEROES,

i.e. my like 5th obsession..............approximately...,

(TWO PICTURES- just to show amazingness)

if you don't know what heroes is...you must have living in Oprah's va-je-je...because
everyone know's about it...at least heard of it/seen it.....
watch this trailer:


if you don't know (i'm highly disappointed in you)...but anywayz its about heroes
trying to save the world.....like we all are.....exactly!
so im gonna try to catch that........although i might actually miss it (which would suck bizalls)
but we'll see.....other than that nothing much is happening............
aight

PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!

wait...i almost forgot
RANDOM PICTURE TIME!

yeha...
alright I'm gone for realzy...
holler...