Afroboiii: May 2009

FLAVOR FLAV!!!

(ooo that's ugly)
syke....it's me again...
okay so i can't get this song outta my head
Lollipop by Lil 'Wayne
what's worse is it's the same part:

"Call Meee, so i can get it juicy for ya" (that's my jam, except not)

it just won't go away...
does that mean i'm crazy??
( and sometimes I DO get a little Crazeee!!)

anywayz i'm updating for some reason, haven't quite figured it out...
in the mean time here's a video of a guy singing the Star-Spangled Banner...
all i got to say it WTF?!...................uhhhhh no....

he should neva, neva,neva, neva, neva do that again.....like for realsy

oh and here's this group called Rich Girl (what kinda name is that for a girl group?...well I guess Destiny's Child was a singular thingy too...yea)
anywayz they're actually supposed to be the "next" Destiny's Child.......i mean i don't know.... we'll see....
check out their single and video "He Ain't Wit Me Now (tho)"

my question is which one is Beyonce?!!! hmmmmmmmm....

yeha I really don't know what this updation is about....i tend to have that problem alot...
so i guess im gonna stop here...
random PIC!!!

(OMG!!! So funny...I wonder did some one do that or purpose or did that happen accidently....but that's really funny.........whew..)

aight homies & chicas skillet pans..
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!

hey world,
who's ever listening out there....
u should read what i write here...

so i went home for Memorial Day weekend,
which also turned out to be my Dad's birthday weekend (but i forgot about
that cuz im a terrible son)
yeha my cousin also graduated on Sunday, so she had a party at her house...and
i saw all my fam and stuff...it was cool.....

oh my cousin told me this..
"omg! is a white phrase..
black people should start saying osn!
it stands for 'oh, shit nigga' "
(although i dont really don't like that word that much to use it in a daily phrase)
maybe i will...(probably not)

while at home, i watched the movie Obsessed

http://celeb.wohoo.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/obsessed-beyonce.jpg

on bootleg...(yeha i did it)
i thought beyonce did a pretty good job, she's starting to come into her own i guess,
the movie actually made me sorta mad, but it did a good job. it was very predictable, but expected.

i also watched another movie today (whoa this totally made became a movie rambling)
called Watermelon Heist,

http://www.maverickentertainment.cc/images/products/watermelon_heist_big.jpg

i saw it on Hulu (<---find it here), people thought it was really racist and what not,but i thought it was pretty funny....you should watch it, tell me what you think...

also couple days ago
I watched the pilot episode of a new Fox show that will air in the Fall,
Glee

http://mytvhatesme.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/glee-cast-300x243.jpg

i thought it was pretty interesting. the singing was great, and i see the potential for a great show. will definitely be checking upon this show come the fall. Should be interestin

what else can i update about? hmmmm....yeah this gonna be a long post (maybe)...

so this summer what am i gonna do?
im not sure.....really not.....i have this problem ever summer....
makes my life so more complicated....

(look it's a sunflower. it supposed to be a picture of summer, yeha sunflowers remind me of summer in some strange, country, farmer way. whew!! they rock the socks off my rocks!!)

okay i'm done....
catch you on the flip-side...
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!!

Seeing as how I skipped that 8 0'clock i had this morning....
i have enough time on my hands (literally, i had the time in my hands, and i didnt know what to do with it) to make an Updation.
Not sure what it's gonna to be about as i type these here words....
so don't expect to read anything inspiring...or informational.......
well maybe you should....

so currently i have two of my fav things in my possession right now
(even though i dont have them all the time)
Doritos

http://videomaker.com/community/blogs/videonews/files/2008/10/doritos.jpg

&
Sun Flower Seeds

http://deliciousfruit.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/pic-original.jpg

(<-----i like how it says 'Eat.Spit. Be Happy', yeah all i have to eat and spit and them im happy...what?)....they are so awesome...like really good...

oooo i havent tried them together wonder how that taste....
i dont know....

oh so anywaayz...im going home this weekend...cuz we dont have school on Monday (Memorial Day). really excited about that haven't seen the parentals in forever....and it will be nice to be with the fam.
Although something drastic changed in my home...my mom gave my bed away....(to my cousin) but she got me another one...but the problem is i didn't get to say goodbye to the other one...or give it a proper burial or anything...its so sad...but i guess it'll be nice to have a new bed...maybe...so home should be fun hopefully..

AND school is almost out...pretty excited! and the weather is starting to get nice....

just gotta find what im doing for the summer idk.....uhhhh

http://healthybirds.umd.edu/images/question%20mark.jpg

aight
that's enough rambling....
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!

So um this is gonna be a really short portion
of 'tube mania, only got two new videos.....
even though ive watch tons of other vids in the mean time..
i mean i don't know...
just watch em cuz you love me, right? (----> see look here ---> a heart ---> <3 )
OR because you're really bored and you have nothing else to do with your time....
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 1. biggie shorty

This is from the GREAT (being sarcastic) movie entitled 'Pootie Tang' (yeah i said Pootie Tang)
where basically Biggie Shorty( known to the regular world as Wanda Sykes) portrays a hooker.
This clip is like the most hilarious thing from the movie...cuz the white guy is really creepy....so funny...

2. Dave Chappelle Chicken

This is not about a Dave Chappelle brand of chicken or anything like that....
Dave chappelle discusses how black people ( or at least most black people) feel about chicken...
i swear we all feel like this ( and by saying 'we' I speak for the entire black community because i'm like Al Sharpton...you kno how that is)....this is funny so just watch it....

so anywayz...that's it
enjoy your lives....please
thanks
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!

Will soon be here....
basically described as a time when Northwestern turn into a party school
(so def. looking forward to it..whew!)
anywayz there's gonna be a whole bunch of activities going's on....
one of which will be a concert..
featuring

N.E.R.D. (basically known as Pharrell n'em)

http://iampompous.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/nerd_fly_or_die_l.jpg

(question why he got his shirt off and don't know bout else?!
and don't get me start about this red dog....weird)

& Estelle ( British girl who sings 'American Boy' )

http://i00.rnhh.de/eu/shared-images/blog/2008/03/estelle.jpg

(all i have to say...is she need to go learn out ta sing...before i see her in concert)

should be pretty kool.....not a big fan of both, but of course i'll be there
with my camera and all taking pictures, and ackin like i kno all the songs...
u kno how that be right?!
maybe you don't but you should figure that out...
SOON!

aight den...
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!

starting a VLOG
(otherwise known as a Video Blog)
i think it would be kinda kool...
if I do you'll definitely see it on this site...
but anyways i'm kinda hesitating doing it
cuz I find it kinda weird to be talking to a camera
and not a really person, I mean....it would definitely be
hard...
but I think its kool to have VLOG
i mean im subscribed to like 5 Vlogs on youtube...
so keep checking me out...
maybe you'll see a vi-de-o of me talkin...
yes sir-re BOB's uncle's cousin Peachez...
hahahaha
aight..

here's a random photo
(enjoy yourself [that sounds kinda nasty])
or an M&M commercial slogan...
(idk)

http://img.ipost.com/client/d/despair/possibilities.jpg

(Pretty funny! haha)

hahahaha
cya later..
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!

this is gonna be one of those random post...
all i need is a random topic....
how about yo momma?!!!

no, i'm serious mother's day is coming up...like tomorrow...
unfort. I didnt go home...but its all good....
I love my mommie tho.......i'll see her soon tho....

but anywayz besides that I just been chillin ( you know how that be...
when you be sittin in freezer eating a bag of ice...you be like its cold man...)
been going to class(ehh) and working(ehh)
that's about it...

but everythings kool....
wish something was gonna...on...
def let you( yes, i'm talkin to you)
ill let you know when everything be gettin
groovy like gravy on mashed potatoes....(i'm hungry)
aight
......
wait...
RPT!!!! (<---to lazy to type what the actually mean)
$http://www.manousek.net/content/binary/math.jpg$
thought this was funny...don't care if you don't..( but you betta laugh)...
aight
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!!!!

so as promised the second part..
consist of funny videos...
WHEW LAUGHTER!!!!!!
(oh yeah)

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First 3 clips from the E! show the SOUP ( which is so funny at times, sometimes not)

1. The Soup: Gavel Bangin'

So funny....people are funny..especially people in court (this one time on Judge Mathias, dude was suing for emotional distress and Mathias asked what are you suing for, or something like that...and dude was like "cause i've been distressd..[pause] EMOTIONALLY" yeha you would have to see it) .(<----rambling).......btw...what is rocket science????

2. The Soup: America's Next Top Tyra
Wow this show would probably be the crazy reality show ever! cuz Tyra is crazy(in many different ways)....funny....i think this is playing off the joke how tyra always talks about herself on her talk show...even when its not about her...

3. The Soup: Chicken Tetrazzini

First, what the hell is Chicken Tetrazzini???....Second, why you had to keep saying it over and over?? Dang, man I miss Maury AKA " I dont know who my BABY DADDY is cuz I slept with 10 different guys around the same time. But all 10 of them been tested and none of them is the baby father" show (wow I AM SO FUNNY!!) hahahahha

4. afro ninja

so if you didnt know. I am secretly a kung fu ninja ( i work for the president....no not Obama....the president of NU....Bienen) anywayz....dis is my inspiration for becoming a ninja...hahahaha(dang)

5. Popeyes Chicken NEWS

here's some people making some jokes about the Popeyes "Scandal" that made local news....
i mean it is true....Black People Love Chicken...and they will kill for it.(or at least cuss you out) ...(I wonder what would happen if they(by they I mean The Man) started giving away free watermelon all around the US??) hahahaha

6. Movies In Minutes - X-Men Origins: Wolverine

watched this awhile back ago.....this is funny....don't know if i'll ever see the new Wolverine movie...but this made it look pretty interesting. and can i say I loved how the claws were like knifes and stuff (hilarity to the 55,000th power)

aight that is it.....a total of 9 vids= TUBE MANIA!!!
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!

So many videos to post...
that I have to separate it into two post..
this one is gonna consist of music....yes music videos...
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1."Blame It" SPOOF- (BARACK OBAMA)

Love this remake/parody of "Blame It", but I will admit it just made me want to listen to the original. But I really like the song..how it gives Barack Obama's view, or potential view, its just really cool....Watch it.

2. Janet Jackson - Someone to call my lover

This is a throw back. Janet Jackson, back to her All for you days. I really enjoyed this song....the video is alright...nothing really exciting about. I just really enjoy this song...(Maybe we'll meet in a bar, he'll drive a funky car)... it gives me a 50s vibe....i just enjoyed it....Janet should go back to music like this ( or maybe not). Btw did you hear she was pregnant? i think she is....

3. Lyfe Jennings - Hypothetically
[click on the link can't post it]...whatev...

OMG! Love this song....so deep, emotional lyrics. Lyfe can sing, and of course Fantasia. Just a good song. This video is pretty kool too. plays off the beginning of "It's a Wonderful Life" (btw a great christmas movie, or movie in general). and features Katt Williams, who's hilarious always(ALWAYS)...

aight first part of the 'tube....

many things happened since the last time i posted....
1. the bulls lost the series in game 7 (omg!)

http://where2hoop.com/files/images/derrick-rose_p1.jpg

[derrick rose that dude is good........also have to give props to number 12 (Hinrich)....]

http://www.bullscast.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/vinne-del-negro-in-a-suit1.jpg

[oh did you know the bulls coach last name is DEL NEGRO and he's white...interesting..]

2. there's this thing called swine flu going around

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/art/PigArt.jpg

[oink oink motha fucka!! ~ pic kinda nasty]

3. i recently re-discovered this blog called Stuff Black People Hate
no longer active....but there's still some funny stuff on it....
like this post about a thing black people hate:

MILK

"Here are three simple facts that fuck up each and every day of my life:

I am lactose intolerant
Everything that tastes good has milk in it
I have no self-control

For whatever reason, most black people are lactose intolerant. Lactose intolerance is a condition by which you can’t digest certain sugars found in dairy products, rendering your butthole a cannon of unrelenting stank within ten minutes of consuming any of the following delicious foods:

Milk, cheese, butter, ice cream, pizza, Guinness, white russians, cereal, cheesecake, pudding, chocolate, coffee creamer, sour cream (this curses everything from baked potatoes to fajitas), cream of wheat, creme brule, eclaires, custard donuts, and pussy.

Unfortunately, it’s hard to eat anything in an American diet that doesn’t have fucking milk in it, so black people all over the country have had to find a way to deal with the persistent threat of farting loudly and stinkily in public. This explains a lot of negro modes of dress and even physiology. Allow me to elaborate:

Unlike women, men generally enjoy farts. We also don’t like clenching our ass cheeks together* (the standard method of fart suppression) because racist jerks might think we’re preparing for a prison term. As such, we tend to just let the farts out. Unfortunately, unlike normal farts whose timing and force are under the control of the farter, milk farts are self-actualized. They come charging out of your ass when, where, and however hard they want. If you’re not going to clench your cheeks, then you have to find a way to keep the fart from getting to other people’s noses. This explains the popularity of baggy clothing among black men.

Baggy pants create a neutral zone of air between the asshole and the air used by the general public that’s large enough to dissipate the power of the fart before it osmoses out of the pants. Since farts rise, large t-shirts draped over the buttocks provide a secondary buffer zone that all but eliminates the fart stank before it reaches the nose. A side effect of this is, of course, Stinky Britches.

As for the women, everyone knows that the trademark of the black woman is the big black booty. Where did this come from? It’s actually quite simple. Everyone, regardless of race, has had the experience of holding back a cataclysmic fart. It starts in your middle torso and hurts like a motherfucker, until it plows its way through your colon making for the sphincter (and making lots of awkward noises along the way). Once there, the fart literally lays siege to your asshole, hammering away at the opening like Grond breaking through the gates of Gondor.

Only the power of the woman’s cheek clench can repel the ass-ault. Since most black farts are milk farts and, therefore, require extreme effort to hold back, centuries of hardcore cheek clenching have caused natural selection to favor black women with big booties. Smaller bootied women are unable to clench their cheeks as hard, making it more likely for a milk fart (which is intolerably stinky) to escape mid-coitus and send potential mates running for the hills before insemination.

Some asshole at a university somewhere is going to read this blog and actually try to base a thesis on its theories. Jumping Jesus Christ…"

Really funny!

Make sure you check that blog out..........

but i cant leave without giving you a random pic!!

[in honor of Cinco De May....yeha kinda lame whatevs]

aight

PEACE & CHIcKEN GREASE!!!

Afroboiii

Friday, May 29, 2009

Hey world.....its ya boi.....

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

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Thursday, May 21, 2009

(Early) Morning Updation.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Youtube Mania (no.?)s

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So I'm thinking about....

Sunday, May 10, 2009

My President is funny...

Saturday, May 9, 2009

soooo

Youtube Mania (pt dos)

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