If I made you a Peach Pie!

yeah. so i'm gonna update now. just to let you know.
i'm not doing any work so i figured i mi'es well do something on this blog.
hope you enjoy it or something like that.
 
and really i'm trying to keep myself awake, cuz i'm laying on this bed and i just want to close my eyes and go to sleep. like fo' reals. but i won't do that, you know why? because i like peach pie. yes, peach pie. and if you don't like, if you don't like it. You is a RACIST!!! (don't get the joke?. click here)

also here's a picture of peace pie.

the term 'Peach Pie' is also referenced in one of my anthems: 'Hate on Me' by Jill Scott. This is my jam!

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no but, really. I really hate school at this moment. more so then ever. it just rack my nerves. and pain in my butt (hahaha reference). it's like those wisdom teeth growin in the back of my mouth. urgh. some days u forget they even there, but then it be that one day of tremendous pain. Today  This week is one of the those days. like seriously, i just want to go hibernate under a rock like Patrick Star, while my clone, 'Andre', does all the work.and then at the end of the quarter, i got all A's miraculous (Hallelujah!!) , and the world is all good and stuff.

But unfortnately, i must endure another month, or pure pain, stress, and lame didgeridoos that is the world of academia. Jeez. Laweez.
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Some Good News
My Birthday is like 34 days away. I'mma be 22. Damn I'm old. Well.......i guess not really, I just feel that way.
I don't know what I'm gon do, i mean  my birthday is on Monday of finals week. But I do want to party hardcore sometime around it. ya know how I get down.! Well...maybe you don't but that's alright I forgive you anywayz.

Also, I voted today. Even though I didn't really want to. Hope my ancestors are proud of me! 

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Smang it (Smash it and Bang it)

 

Two Words: Funny & Awkward. First time I saw this I thought it was real. But knowing it's not let me know there's still hope. btw I wanna see people doing this dance in the club.  4real.

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Lastly Random Picture Time,
my procrastination must continue.

clearly these white men are not racist.



alright turkeys
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!

Music, youtube style.

Here's some videos, all strangley involving music, some good, some bad. Enjoy!

1. Shardinay - Oh Boy - Music Video



I had this one under my favorties for awhile, but ya know I've been busy lately (translation: i ain't been doing nothing). Anywayz this is one of those BAD ones. This one just starts off bad and gets no better. And she's the "UK female singing sensation". Sensation, yeah,  I get this terrible sensation in my ears.


2. Bad Crack



From the title, I first thought this had to do with the lethal white stuff, but then you see the snapshot of a choir singing and I was like whaa. But once you hear it all make sense. I admit I've watched this about 5 times, and everytime I laughed, and cried. It's so horrible. What makes it so bad is she continues to sing. no! No! NO! NO!. I'm gonna come back to video though when I'm feeling blue and just laugh, laugh laugh (cuz you know he who laugh last, laugh last, laugh first, laugh last).

3. Jazmine Sullivan - Holding you down (going in circles)



This is one of the GOOD. Jazmnine's new single off her upcoming album, which I'll probably buy, cuz I loved the first one. I like the homage in the beginning to Mary J. Blige, cuz people say she sounds like her, I always hear Kim Burrell though, so I don't know about that. But it's catchy definitely.

4. OMG Rude Boy (Cover)



I loved this cover! The way the two songs were mixed was bomb, I kinda forgot it was two different songs. But I love it when white people sound like black people, and can do all the vocal acrobatics, and  have the soul. It's amazing to hear! Though, I can do without the guy cuz the girls kill it! I like the blonde's voice more than the brunette though. It has like a little twang to it, but still soulful.


That's all.
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE

Man-ia de Utube

Watch!
that is all.

Impossible Goal



Yes. This did happen. Amazing,and I don't even play/watch/care about soccer.

Tiny Apartment turn into 24 Rooms



This is kool, but I would never live in this place. Too much work. To go to bed, I got move the walls and stuff? Nu-uh, unnecessary.

The Worst Sermon in the World: "Itsy Bitsy Spider"

Love Glozell! Too funny. What if a preacher really preached this. hahahaha


Swagger Wagon

Most awesomeness car commercial ever? quite possibly! White people keep surprising me, the dancing, then they rapping about cars. [high pitch voice] Amazing!


That's all.
Hope you enjoyed the videos.
If you didn't watch them, you have missed out. So make sure you go back and  watch them.
they'll make you Laugh and smile a little bit (maybe).

Peace & Chicken Grease, yall!

WTF?! or something like that....

Here's another round things I found so surprising that they made me say, WTF?! or some form of this.

Lena Horne Died?

WTF?! The great, Lena Horne, who I mainly know as Glenda the Good Witch from The Wiz (her singing a lil bit crazy) and I remember randomly seeing her on A Different World (love the theme song btw, all versions!). So basically I thought she had kinda already died. yeah. But you know she was 92, she lived a good life. i mean she
was involved with Civil Rights, movies, and broadway.  but it's still said to her go.

Heroes Cancelled?
WTF?! This is like the worst news of the day. check it out here. I've been following this show since the beginning: Season one, first episode. It just sad to see the show go, since I've been following so loyally, even if the episodes were starting to suck (MAJOR BALLS). I just hope they wrap it up at least, I hate when series are like left on like cliffhanger and stuff is never resolved.

yeah, what I am going watch on Monday night now?! the search begins for a new TV series.....

Little Girls Dancing?

WTF? Firstly, what they are wearing is mucho inappropriate. Number B, I didn't know white people could dance like that. or that people could dance so well so young. yeah.

Bruce Leroy Arrested for Domestic Abuse?

WTF? Bruce Leroy (his actually name is Taimak Guarriello, bruce leroy is relation to a character in the Last Dragon, I wrote about the here) you already beat up Sho Nuff, now you beating on yo wife?!!. All des Chris Brown's need to stop they mess. jk. Turns out though the charges were drop. All he did was slap her (accidently?) and bend her thumbs back, it was a misunderstanding. yeah.[side-eye].


that's all peeps.
yeah
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!

A Day at a Dentist

Today, I went to the dentist for a check up, I hadn't been in over a year,
cuz of school and stuff. (as a result I now have 3 cavities and my teeth hurt like crap, stupid dentist!)

anywayz
strangely, people just talking to me that I don't even know.
(and yes they were white, my mom says it's because barack OBAMA is president..but idunno..)

they just made me wanna say: "B!%^#, I don't know your life!"
(Total inside joke: check out clip here)

the first person, a woman, was talking on her phone all loud and stuff (i ain't wanna hear that),
and then she got off and was like "I don't like when people talk on their cellphones all loud..blah blah blah.. sorry..yada yada"
"B!%^#, I don't know your life!"



and then when she was leaving she was like "I like the stitching on your pants" ( I was wearing my pants
with pants on them, which I always get complements/comments on....i mean everytime I wear them). I am just like why are you talking to me lady, I really don't care if  you like my pants.

and then this old man (who was apparently over 70, he definitely didn't look like it) was having his teeth pulled.  he just talking to me about how people don't like to come to the denstist, and the weather, and how much I should take care of my teeth, and blah blah blah. and I just wanted to be like "I Don't know you! why r you talking to me!!! B!%^#, I don't know your life!"

and then I finally get to the dentist chair, and the hygentist lady hurt the mess outta my teeth. and she just talking to me  ( getting all up in my business..). and I'm like "We can't have conversation if you sticking stuff in my mouth and stuff" (that sounds nasty...hahaha)

I don't know if anybody got an answer to this but why these people was talking to me? Was they just being nice, and why??? Why they had to be so interested in telling me they business...cuz I really didn't care
I mean, I don't know them at all! I think it was just annoying to me cuz I was up so early (10 am) and didn't want to be bothered.

some other interesting things from today dentist visit:
my dentist actually went to the Dental school at NU before they closed it.
and the other guy dentist actually went to undegrad at NU so that was really kool.
Northwestern's all around...so awesome...

yeah interesting day at the dentist.
maybe I should go more often.

PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!!

youtube mania, ya know.

Cuz I'm obviously not working on any school work when I should be....
Hope you enjoy them. if not I really don't care...

1. Great God A'mighty

In honor NCE, we brought back this tradition this year, of singing this spiritual with the alums, or more so singing it at all. so awesome though.




2. Black and White People Furniture

What does race have to with buying furniture? , I have no idea. But this video is pretty hilarious.




3. Patti Labelle- Somewhere Over the Rainbow

Things to meniton: patti's hair, her "flying over the rainbow", and her great ,yet crazy,voice.



4.  I put it all in his Hands

Found this random video of this choir singing. Main thing I want to direct you attention to: the director.



5. McDonalds- Gospel Style

Love it! (or should I say I'm loving it!), but um this makes me wanna go to McDonald right now, while shouting.

Yeha! More Youtube Vids!

I have nothing else better to do with my time but watch videos,
then make u watch them by posting them here!
so watch 'em!

White people and the N word...

I love  Haterazzi. and the Dark Hater, he just hates everyone, it's quite hilarious. but he brings up some good points about the N word. Now that white people are using it (well they've been using it, but in this way i guess), there's no way to get rid of it....ever!

Lil' Pooey Poo: I will run from you!

Someone please tell me why this was so hilarious. So yeha it's disgusting...but when people start pooping all over the place it's just really hilarious (well not in real life, cuz that just smells...but in cartoon form it quite hilarious)..

I'm A Scat Man

see look white people are funny! I don't know this I found this funny it just entertain me. (btw  in some black peoples' mind this is how all white people act)....

Off The Pill - Farts

so basically, don't hold in ur farts, cuz I sure won't. I mean when ya gotta let one go, just let it go. You can't hold on to stuff like that......

yeah that's it.
I hoped u laughed...
if ya didn't I'm sorry, that mean you probably have a stone cold flesh eating heart (wait then how are you alive?)....

PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!