Showing posts with label i must be on drugs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label i must be on drugs. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

hola, como estas?

my name is Adrian.
and this is my blog. nice to meet you, whoever you are.

i like nachos. and this is why...see sometimes it's the mystery of finding that perfect chip
with the right amount of cheese on it (or jalpenos or ground beef or salsa or pepperoni or peppermint or enchilada, whatever you like on your nachos). it's like one of the greatest adventures of life. really. believe me.
or don't. I don't care.

this is stupid. Mucho. Bueno. Santo Crango (okay now i'm making up words).

anyhoos

one time I was walking. no, I was ice-skating. no matter of fact I was flying. yes, flying, like a bird. nah, like a plane. no actually it was like superman( I had a big S on my chest and e'erythang). and I saw this ant on the ground. this really really really small ant.  I don't know how I was able to see it. I musta had on those 'super' vision goggles I stole that one time at that one place that I wasn't supposed to tell anyone about. (oops)

and i flew all the way down from up in the sky ( I was like a milion miles up in the air, ya'll). I met up with the ant and we talked, about corn and lollipops and aprons.  the conversation went on and on, I wasn't sure how long we were talking, but eventually the ant, who liked to be called Chester, had to get back to helping all the other ants do something important, i think it was like collecting bunnies or gold coins or something...

but after I got done talking to that ant, I was kind of sad,  because I had no one to talk to. so I proceeded to fly again. and so I flew until I wanted to fly no more. and that's what happen on my way to the bank today.....

ohhhhh, you don't understand do you? I don't understand either. but that's okay. sometimes that how the world does ya. for real. Ask O.J. Simpson or Jessica Simpson or Homer Simpson, they know. Cuz nobody really likes those simpsons.....ewwww

um so that's about it.
I hope you enjoys.
I hope to see you soon.
I hope you don't get eaten by a racoon (those things are dangerous)
and blah blah blah. ha/ha/ha/

PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Sometimes I like mustard on my sandwiches

sometimes I don't.

Why, you ask?
Well the thing about mustard is  insert[a long story about how this one time when I was a kid I had this really terrible, embarrassing situation with mustard, which made me very fearful of it. Like seriously I can't talk about it on here. It was so bad, I mean, I couldn't even stand the smell of it. Until one day  I accidentally had a sandwich with mustard on it and it was so delicious. Then I started eating it again. But then from time to time I think about that horrible experience, so then I totally don't want mustard on my sandwich, but then  I remember how good it is so then I do. A Paradoxical lifestyle. But then turns out it was all a dream, and  the story I just typed was completely falsified :-) ].

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so. it's tweleve thirty a.m. I'm kinda tired, but not wanting to go to sleep I decided to update randomly.
I don't really want to talk about anything. (psych, yes I do)
Basically, School sucks. I'm busier than I would like to be. I don't know what I'm doing when I graduate. I don't wanna grow up (I wanna be a Toy 'R us kid). I wish I was a Pokeman. Sometimes dreams do come true. I Can't wait till spring quarter.

That's about it.

You know what I just realized? I don't like complete sentences. They are for losers, like ya mama. Yeah I said it. You offended? You should be, I just talked about your mother.
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Anyhoo. There's not much to this post.  <---Lies, Deception, Deceit, and Trickery
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Here's a guy running for NY governor,
his platform: The Rent is Too Damn High (and there's truth in that).



btw I love his facial hair, I want that when I get old.
Also feel free to check out his website: http://www.rentistoodamnhigh.org/ (There's a song, trust me)

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Random Picture Time.
(so I can not reveal where I get my pictures from, a ninja never reveals his secrets)



Cats  are cute.

that's all.
much love.
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Definitely should update now

perfect  timing,
I'm at work, not doing any homework, just waiting for time to expire. ya know the usg (as in usual, dummy).
so what's going on in my life?
Alot to say the least.
More specific?
Why you all up in my business?  
I mean I just wanna know.
Well get outta my kool-aid!
I don't even like kool-aid
oh....well...
******* oooo sorry there, I just had an argument with myself over the blog. EMbarssing.
Movin on.

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner.
Sometimes. 
The problem is if I'm an oscar mayer weiner, everyone loves me.
and that's way to much love for one man to handle.  trust me.
I mean just ask that one guy that everyone loved.........right
ya don't even know who he is......smh....

*******wow sorry, I'm really going crazy here.
but this is why I like to have a blog because sometimes I can be serious and sometimes I can be completely way outta on left field not paying attention to the person at bat, cuz I was trying to get some peanuts and cracker jacks, but all the peanuts were salty when I don't even like salty peanuts and I just didn't want them and the guy was arguing with me, "how could you not like salty peanuts, what are you, not American?!" and I said actually I'm Asian. (wait, I think my analogy got lost somewhere).

anywhoo's. here's a quick update of my life. i don't want to go into details cuz that boring and silliness.
class. band. homework. work (as in norris). reading. party time. puke. party time. football game. nce. late nights. brandy (as in the singer, not alcohol). twitter. reading. glee. typing. laughter. farts. tears. excite. antm.  rebellion. hilarity. plex. laundry. broken. black balls. quarters. cta. school (as in high school). students. band. band. band.  tired. sleep.

random pic time.


cute.

tis all children of the chocolate covered bananas flavored rice krispies treats!.
until next time,

PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE