Here's some crazy stuff I found..

so  I was surfing around on the world wide itnernets and I found these amazing little gems....

First up this photo.

 

 caption: I guess money really does grow from the scalp. 

Let's point out a couple of things here

- Dolla Bills for hair (you could at least get some 100 dolla bills, you aint gotta let the whole world know you a dolla hoe)

- The coins on the side of head.....

- fuzz on the upper lip

-metallic looking mole/birthmark

NOT A GOOD LOOK. Try again. Maybe ya know wanna go buy some weave with that hair money.

Second, this video.

If Dora was really like this I would watch this e'rday. This made me laugh too hard, hope I didn't wake my suitmates cuz I was laughing too loud. Gosh, lee. Make sure you check out the second 'episode' here.

Yeah that's it. 

Hope you enjoyed it. 

Hopefully I can find more crazy stuff like this. 

PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!  

Woke up this morning

feeling like P.diddy
no i don't like ol girl with dollar sign in her name......

but i actually I woke up this morning,
and my first thought,
I quit [school].
I really freakin hate school, despise classes and  its evil step-daughter work.
If school was a person I would literally stab it in the heart a million times, watch it die slowly......
and then laugh hysterically ......yes.....

that's how much I hate it. I'm just so tired of assignments and this due, that due, and all this crappy
de crap crap.

but I definitely can't quit now . I come to far from where I started from (haha). My ancestors put... [insert inspiring story about black people and slavery here].....

but other than classes...
I'm doing alright.......feels like i gotta alot on my plate, but i already ate 2 plates of food, and I'm full as hell.....

there's alot future plans I need to get together soon, including Housing for next year, and Breakthrough coming up in the summer, and just other things in general about my last year of college (ya serious?! I just got here), and what the crap Ima do with my life...
urgh....

an-tee-wayz
that's about it......i gotta get the grind.....

PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!

Day of WTF?!

Yes from like beginning to the end: filled with WTF?!

I mean nothing serious...these things were just my reactions.....

okay....

Number uno: 

THIS.

Student walks through window of Plaza Cafe (more info here). My Reaction: [laughter]......WTF?!. how do you walk through a window, and how did you not see the big piece of glass?. Like, I get people run into stuff, I mean I'll admit I've walked into like walls before, but to point where you shatter glass,And have to go to the hospital, and receive 19 stitches....no. UMMMMM...anyways. I've told just about every person I came in contact with today, I mean it still shocks me, which makes me feel kinda bad, but I'm sorry, it hilarious. I really hope he's doing well though (I would pay a trillion buck to see a video of this, btw)

number 2: 

Kyle Rowley transferring out of Northwestern (more here) because he got less game play. WTF? I understand your principle, your trying to play as much as you can, so you are going to find a school where you can play more. But do you understand the reason why you weren't playing as much. CUZ YOU SUCK! you have more fouls than ya do rebounds, buddy. I mean it's called like working your butt off. I feel like him transferring he's trying to blame NU, but we ALL know it's his fault. so whatever.....I could be overly upset about this cuz I don't understand why someone would leave NU, esp. in his position (like I'm sure he didn't have to pay for anything to come here, but I could be wrong, but I doubt it)..

tatu: 

This. 

Yes. Booty Pop. I guess my whole problem is not with the actual product, I assume something like this would exist in the world. Wait I just lied, my problem is with the product and this infomercial. just bad. WTF?! 

And also the name. I think maybe it shouldn't be called Booty Pop, sounds like a soft-drink named after a guy nicknamed Booty. Maybe it should be called buy-this-product-that-makes-your-butt-look-bigger-but-it's-actually-not-cuz-you-are-not-happy-with-yourself-and-body-and-you-trying-to-look-beyonce-and-kim k.-when-even-they-butts-ain't-even-real panties. just a suggestion. 

4:

NUtv NOt WoRKing. this just happen like 45 minutes ago, btw. I was Trying to watch ANTM. stupid NUtv thing not working AT ALL. I tried all three browsers on my computer, and even restarted it. still not working. WTF?! now i have to wait until tomorrow to find out what craziest antics tyra performed.

that is all. 

yeah I wasn't gonna update for awhile, but this day was way TOO crazy for me not to let the whole world know.

PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!

Changed the layout/design.

as you can hopefully see at the very moment you are reading this.......
I have changed the layout/design stuff of the blog....
it made it using blogger's new template thingy...
it was pretty easy, and just took a couple (okay more than that) clicks.

but it was sweat free, and no code was involved whatsoever, which is great!....
so anywayz I hope you like the layout, if not, I really don't care.....
yeah that's the truth, Ruth....

peace & chicken grease!

Spilled Milk

So today, first day of classes, I went to go eat lunch.
I was sitting there at the table conversing with my lunchmates, when at the table in front of us
a guy accidental spills his full glass of milk. (not bad right)
The milk runs all over the table. He takes a couple of napkins, I presume he's going to clean it up.
Couple of moments later, the mess it still on the table and the guy is like looking around all suspiciously before taking his belonging and food and moving to another table: WITHOUT CLEANING UP TH MILK! He just leaves that nasty milk that to drip and drop on the floor; I guess hoping for someone else to clean up.

My reaction: WTF?!!!!

Now i know people was raised differently than me, and you know some people mama's may have cleant up after them or they may have had a maid or something. But still I think that is NO excuse for not cleaning up your mess especially in a dining hall, like that's a common area, gee. I mean what is going through yo mind for you not to clean up the milk you just wasted. I bet you would clean it up if it was in your room. so why can't you clean it up in a place where you're not the only who uses it. Like that just ridiculous and no home training. I literally wanted to tell dude, Clean Up Yo' Mess! Like I saw you do it too!

I just don't understand, I mean where I come from you clean up your messes, especially if you a grown ass man, like you wipe yo ass you should be able to clean up some milk. I feel like even more in my house, you don't even want nobody to know you made a mess, so like immediately you break something on spill something you clean it up. It's just natural to me....

Well then I was thinking maybe he had some place to go, you know he was in a hurry. But I don't think he was cuz he took at least 30 mins to eat, so he could have used 5-7 of those to clean up that mess. And even if you didn't have time, you can tell somebody , "oh man I accidentally spilled my milk all over this table, can we somebody come clean it up?". Instead leaving it for someone else to clean up when they see it. And that even inconveniences other people, because people can't sit there, and you know lunch time it be crowded.....

ohkay I'm gonna stop there. I just had to rant about this real quick...
I just don't understand how people could do that. Like yo house is yo house, i don't really care if it look a mess, but in public places you should at least try to clean your messes up or get someone else to.

Like seriously dude. NO HOME TRAINING...

PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!!

Decisions.

I have no idea what to do.
why must I have to make this decision? what must I be an adult?
ehhhhh
so I'm considering doing Senior Thesis, but I know doing that
I will have to give up some other things for my senior year,
but then I think doing the Senior Thesis will only help become a better teacher,
it'll open up doors for me to go to graduate school,
and I definitely see it as economical, i mean i getting research experience from a
research institution.
But ya know I'm gonna give it a try, and I feel like I'll be pushing myself to the breaking point,
like me thinking about doing so many things just makes me stressed, but I guess if I never do it,
how do I know I actually can't do it. Besides that,

• I don't know I'm living on or off campus next year.
• I really don't know what classes I'm taking next quarter.
• I don't know where I'm gonna teach after graduating.

I just don't know alot of things,
and that's really what scaring me, I don't want to see it all pass me by,
but I'm to scared to make a decision, because it's basically things I've never experience (besides the class thing)...I guess this is where a role model will come in to play.
I guess you could say I'm scared of failing. And not failing like I got a  C on midterm or something,
but like I'm scared of my whole life going down the tube, spinning around and around in  the toilet bowl,
and then me wondering why did I make that decision.

so this I pray
until my dying-day,
Lord, Please help me make a decision,
about anything, show me what I am to do.
Cuz I really have no clue,
and you know what's best for me,
and you know what lies ahead for me.

i guess I've always imagined life as being easy...
and I'm coming to the realization that life will not be easy
from here on out.
I'm tempting to ask why,
but I know it really doesn't matter why.

okay that's it.
sorry just had to get this off my chest,
maybe it'll help me to make a decision,
and stop waiting for something to happen.

idk.
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE.

Y'tube Mania: WTF?!

I don't know what's going on in the world today,
but lately, the only videos I have been seeing
give me the reaction to yell out: "WTF?! 
Are you serious, what is wrong with you? who is yo' mama, cuz I will call her up right?....etc... "
[you get my conkerdoodle]

1. 13 Most Ridculous Things About I am....Yours



So over thanksgiving break, I watched Beyonce's lil' special and there was definitely some moments I was like WTF? is this chick stupid? (I've come to that conclusion she is). I think this talks about the whole DVD in general, which I haven't seen, but it has some parts that were showed on television, and that made me say WTF?!

2.  How to Eat Chicken Wing



I was to busy staring at how good them chicken wings was lookin, fo' real, [I'm still droolin] to think that this video actually exist. If you need help on how to eat a chicken wing, you don't be hungry. AND WTF?! how you gon' tell me how I eat chicken wing is wrong (even though you get all the meat his way, i mean in fact it makes sense). Plus I don't be havin time to do all that  when I be hungry, I just want food.

3.  Jamaican Video Dating



I have no idea what this dude was saying, cuz I was too distracted by how he was looking. WTF?! do you know brush yo teef. and you might want to see a dentist. Also what's up with the hair. You might want to get those things checked out before you start dating, just fyi.

4. Screamgirls: Whitney Houston, Beyonce, Jamie Foxx



Okay. Hilarious. Etta James' voice:  I LOVE. If only the real dreamgirls had been like this. hahahaha
what made me say WTF?! (besides all the crazy things happening in the actual video) you can make videos like this, like the people looked just the celebrities it was kinda creepy, but kool. So this is not a bad WTF?! it was just like omg! you can do that.

5. Hey Mister Jackson: Diana Ross & Debbie Rowe




Another video like Screamgirls. Loved this one more though. My WTF?! why did they have Joe Jackson looking like that. That was all.  (btw I love the dancing in these videos)

6. Crazy girl on Train- Original Subtitles



WTF?! I think this girl was high on sum'in, why you gon talk to an old lady like that seriously?. But then again we don't know how that old lady was looking at her.......also I was like WTF?! is Soulija Boy really that popular? that people sing all his song like that...damn. oh did I mention this was hilarious.

Okay that's it.
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!!

Another-funny-crazy-wtf-thingy-type-delio-of the week!

The Shake Weight for Men



ummmm. really?! this is too funny. Like this is straight outta that episode of South Park, where the gay teacher invents that wheel thingy. WAY TOO HILARIOUS!......

Jennifer Lopez Falls...

1. She's still making music?
2. Is she even relevant now?
3. I decided to post this before I watched the video, I just saw it like everyone on the blogs, so I figured it must be funny. Nope........
4. The fall wasn't even that huge.
5. My problem is...I have no idea what she's saying...Loob-at-tons?! idk...



this photo= wrong, just wrong.





from peopleofwalmart.com, just when ya thought it was safe to go to walmart any kinda way. People please, PLEASE! get your lives together (which means get a FREAKING MIRROR and LOOK at it before you step outside you house, simple) you are embarrassment to all americans!. it don't make no sense that you should be coming outta they house like that.......SERIOUSLY!...

WTF?!



this is blemtious!, people have lost their minds. point blank period.

whoa.

PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!

Youtube Mania: Africano Boy

So one day while watching random videos this summer, I stumbled on the hilarity that is...

Africano Boy, what attracted me was the name very similar to Afroboiii (ya kno). so I decided to do a whole Youtube Mania to him. he's f'ing hilarious. Trust me.

He reminds me a lot of Chris Tucker (check out some of his standup) & myself oddly.

so just check these out.

1. Brushing Teeth Tutorial 101

he musta smelled some funky breath. but sometimes this is just what you want to tell people..

2. Cooking with AfroKeyshia

this is too hilarious. I would love to see this on the food network one of these days. I would just die.

3. KFC Double Down Heartattack Sandwich

yeha KFC?! what is going on....what happened to sandwiches with bread?

4. Fake Generic Friends

so true....

5. What the HELL!

you gotta what this rinky dink (i love that phrase...i also love the phrase willy-nilly) resturants you just never know.

6. It's LAQUANDA!

hahahahahahhaha. omg!

yes hilarious...

PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!

WTF?!

Found this on Mediatakeout.com

an Instant Rapper kit, complete with grills (haha). The only reason this is an WTF?! moment is because the guy in the picture is white, so they're definitely targeting white people. This is actually really funny.

*wait another WTF?!: this ish cost 10 bucks! bump that!*

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Usain Bolt breaks World Records 100M craziness




9.58 Seconds! WTF?! How can you run that fast! You have to run for a living or something (duh).

Question:Why do black people run so fast? (one of life's many unanswered questions) Will this mystery ever be explained? Probably not.

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Chi-Town shut down for a day

WTF?! I have never heard this in my life. And they're supposed to do this a couple more times this year. It's was just weird when a whole city shuts down. All I know they need to get the financial stuff together...for reals....


yeha

PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!

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VBS Update

2nd day completeo! yeha! pretty kool, alot like yesterday, but still had fun nevertheless. We pretty much had the same children from yesterday, so I was really trying to know their names & charactersitcs now. There's a couple of "bad" ones: one that just wants to talk all the time, and the other is just like crazy...

It's kinda hard, to me, to teach kids about God, well not hard, but just really difficult, unless you really make it at a level where they can understand, but I think most of them get the basic concept, they just don't seem like their paying attention. I don't know. pretty kool day, today.

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Tyler Perry Trailer

For his movie, "I can do bad all by myself" has been released. Starring Tariji P. Henson, Mary J. Blige (we'll see), Gladys Knight (we'll also see). & Some guy Rodriquez can't remember it exactly oh, and Tyler Perry. Of course I'll go see this, and I'm expecting mucho drama, which is what I love! so I'll probably like it. You can find the trailer here.

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WTF?!

I don't think dudes should have words in their hair, but whatev. I think this is a dude from Pretty Ricky on the set of their new video "Tipsy". Funny thing is I saw this pic earlier today, and I didn't notice the word tipsy till I saw it again. Just a mess tho.

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Pat Fitzgerald, Hall of Famer

The Coach of the Wildcats was inducted into the College Football Hall of Fame, not for coaching, but for being a player @ NU in '95. He wons some awards that I don't want to look the name up. But anywayz dude was a beast on defense. This once again makes me excited about NU football season. AHH!

yeha that's it.
Update tomm about BB & other stuff...

PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!

Things that made me say..

WTF?!

1. MY DREAM
so i had this dream involving Tom Hanks
(why?! I don't know). anywayz Tom Hanks was secretly a woman and he(she) had a sex change to become Tom Hanks. Can't remember exactly what his (her) name was before the sex change....some how they came up with the name Tom Hanks ( i think it had something to do with country-ness like Tom is a country name idk). AND i was the only person who knew that Tom Hankswas born a woman...idk weird...

anywayz i wake up at like 10:15, turn to channel 7 to see what they are talking about on the view ( yes, I watch the View, i think it's because of Whoopi...i love Whoopi!) ..and Tom Hanks was on the show (it was like a re-run cuz he was promoting hismovie Angels and Demons). so I decided to watch it cuz i figured it had something to do with my dream. wasn't to sure what the connection was..it was funny cuz i was staring at Tom Hanks the whole time to see if I could see some feminine charateristics (inconclusive)....but there was this part on the show..where they were talking about Tom Hanks and this other guy on this one show where they were dressed up as women. here's a picture, don't think this was the exact image in my dream.
....idk....so my question is Does this make me psychic?

2. BET AWARDS
(still haven't got why there's a star there...someone explain)
was on last night for a ridicuolus amount of time (almsot four hours, damn awards shows). I wanted to watch it to see some of the tribute to Michael Jackson..some things could have been soo much better about the show...if they had more days of course......all i have to say is Don Cornelius (dude is old) should follow his own advice AND never be on television again....i literally turned the channel...it was nice to see the O'Jays perform though....that was kool...
i just have to say everytime I see Debra Lee (the head woman in charge of BET(whaa???)) think of the boondocks, depiction of her and BET so funny...hahaha...


3.Bernie Madoff...

so don't really now who this dude is...but apparently dude was sentenced to 150 years in prison for investment fraud (DAMN!!!). so dude is not gonna live that long...the judge was just making a point or something like that...i think his attorney(s) was trying for 12 years...like think about it.. 150 vs. 12....damn! i think though that he made some people like really really poor or something...i don't feel like reading about it...but i just heard about it on the news...crazy though to be sentence to 150 years for anything besides murder.....what's even more sadder-wer was that dude saw the victims and said sorry ( i guess after the fact)

...yeha WTF?!!
idk....
holla at cha boi!
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!

WTF?!!

this is another edition of Things that Make me Say: WTF?!

I'm your host Scoot Skip to my Loo.

1. Perez Hilton got punched in the face?!
Why? Because he called someone a faggot (this someone being Will.i.am)
I mean in my mind I just don't see Perez hilton getting beat up...
like Perez Hilton and fighting don't even go together....
he made a response video... i believe.
yes he did
just makes me feel bad...for him...
i mean but he'll learn not to call people that anymore...duh...
anyway this just made me say WTF?! cuz it don't e'en make sense to me...

2. This photo


this is not a hamburger it is a

Jell-O Mold Cheeseburger

Vanilla and walnut flavored Jell-O bun, pistachio flavored lettuce, cherry and cherry cream Jell-O tomatoes, chocolate and chocolate mousse flavored Jell-O burger, orange-lemon Jell-O cheese, lemon-lime Jell-O pickles and coconut flavored Jell-O onions. (from this is why you're fat)

I dont think they mention the Jell-0 french fries on the right-upper side of the screen...

can you say digusting? ( cuz i surely can)...like who would eat this? i mean even if you ate all this you'd be driving down diabetical-ness lane...i mean for really...ew...i mean i like jell-o...when diffferent flavors are not together.u kno they are all seperate in their individual containers.but this..wtf?!

3. This weather....

so its officially summer...and its hot as hell! (as the expression goes) but ummmm yeha we got that central air in my house so im just chillin in that...i can't stand no hotness. at all..

anything above 90 degrees is way to hot...i would be good around 70, 75, that my kinda weather...but whatev...you won't catch me outside very much...(ain't that the truth).

this is how hot it is:

<----- it make ya wanna do this, but without any clothes on...crazy!

yeah this has been (audience join in)

Things that made me say: WTF?!

PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!

Things that Made me say..

check out these photos....

not sure what this stuff is about....

the black guy is of course t-pain, but who is the white chick (love that movie btw)????

it is the one and only TAYLOR SWIFT! (duh...)

apparently they are doing something together for the Country Music Awards...

all I had to say is WTF?!! (and don't get me started on that BIG ASS CHAIN t-pain is wearing..uhh..yeha)

and here's another photo from This is why you're fat...

This nastiness here is a Deep Fried Peanut Butter And Banana Sandwich....

okay so a Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich....aight probably would never eat that...but i can get with it...

but frying it makes the whole thing nasty.....like WTF?!

you cannot fry e'erthing.....ewww....(that betta be some good stuff, that's all im sayin)

Hope these made you say wtf?! like they did to me...

aight

PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!