Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Hey My Name Is Not Susan.

Seriously it's not. So don't call me that. Ever! (or I'll punch you in the liver)

Actually the title's a name of  a song by the one and only Whitney Houston.
watch this video, it's got Whitney dancing ( I see some New Edition moves in there!)



Probably the worst Whitney song ever! If you can find worst-er one let me know.

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here's a funny thing I found.

Purple Streakers

on the NU campus. Apparently they do this all the time, but I've never seen them in my 2 years of being here, guess it's a frat thing, which would explain why I've never seen it.
I would love to do this personally, at least once in my life, i meant streak in general, not to be a purple streaker.

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oh and did you happen to hear about the toddler that got stuck in a CTA door, but then fell on the track?
(wait why am I asking you questions? wait that's another question.)

read the article about it here. 

I mean I have so many jokes about the CTA, I should start my own comedy routine on it. SERIOUSLY!
(like about the fact I don't get a U-pass even though I live 15 miles from Chicago, what the CTA would be like if I was a CTA train operator, random stories about random people I've met on CTA. you kno, maybe I'll take that up one day)

BUT Like I don't want to ride the CTA for real now. First you raise the fare to 3 bucks, and my safety is not f'ing secure!
Bull crap! SERIOUSLY I'm not about to spend 6 dollars when I could totally get stuck in a door and DIE!. and then I saw on the news they asked a CTA official guy about the doors, he said he couldn't answer questions about the CTA doors closing properly. whaaa?

 I mean I'm just gonna stop riding the CTA all together (like that's ever gonna happen)


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ooo I haven't done this in awhile...
Random Picture Time!!!

 - This is why hookers shoulden't be allowed to f

this reminds me off that Madea quote "How do you have a butt in the back and the front?" 
nevermind the random oompa loompas. if you're looking for some random photos though,
Please check out Explainthisimage.com, I just laughed my butt off looking at the pictures on the site.

okay that's it for real.
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!!

Sunday, May 10, 2009

My President is funny...

Presidente Barack Obama tried his hand at comedy...i think he did good...
this is probably the most laid back president ever.(even tho i only know about like 2.5 of them) whatev...so kool....
check out the vids of the speech.below...
actually quite funny....


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Ms. Wanda Sykes was also there...and gave comedy routine after the Pres....
she is hilarious...one of the funniest lady comediennes out there...
yeha check out this too....




you should defintely check out some of her other stuff on the tube...
had me rolling, like seriously....

aight
PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!!!

Thursday, March 12, 2009

YOUTUBE MANIA

I Know i haven't posted in awhile put
i've been busy/lazy...but that's alright...i guess
so......
this are my newly favorite videos on youtube,,,
and by favorite i mean they're actually under my favorities section on youtube

1. Pattie Labelle sings ABC's gospel style

Video is amazing...i think every kid should learn they're ABC's like this.....with
Pattie Labelle....brought back good memories of sesame street


2. Pre-game of NUMB at Alamo Bowl

Again another amazing, wait fantastical video, this video is filled with so much emotion...
that first note of fanfare just gets me, amazing...see if you can spot me I'm the one without a plume....yeha

3. Breakfast song

This song had me rolling.....probably can still get a good chuckle, roll around on the floor laugh from me...My only question is: what's wrong with breakfast??? idk this video is too hilarious...

4. PARC DMers sing Mulan

This features some people i kno, i mean my friends (hahaha). Singing mulan's be a man for DM (Dance Marathon) ultimately for Project Kindle, families affected by AIDS, (they're doin it for AIDS! hahahah) pretty awesome...
and guess who's the cameraman...?? (me...duh...)

5. Who's on first

Can I say that this is amazingly funny...I so mad i hadn't seen this sooner....wow... its the fact that its keeps going for a good 6:00 minutes....you just want them to stop but keep going at the same time...priceless...

okay that's it.....
I think this was pretty awesome...
maybe it'll become part of my regular kind of posts....just maybe...

PEACE & CHICKEN GREASE!!!